• Image of Fat Kitty - Card and Badges
  • Image of Fat Kitty - Card and Badges
  • Image of Fat Kitty - Card and Badges
  • Image of Fat Kitty - Card and Badges
  • Image of Fat Kitty - Card and Badges

Its always someone's Birthday isn't it? you need a card for that!

This is a beautiful red and white card with a picture of a fat cat holding a heart shaped balloon. It comes in a red envelope and with two badges, you could keep one badge and give the other to the birthday boy or girl, then you could wear them in public to let everyone know you're friends or lovers, if you're into that sort of stuff, or you could keep them both for yourself, i don't mind :)

Technical Stuff:

The card measures at 4.13" x 5.82" 105mm x 148mm when closed. card paperstock is a thick 350gsm, FSC credited paper stock. With a light satin coating on the outside, the inside is left uncoated and blank, making it easier for you to write your own message.

Badges measure 2.5cm in diameter, you get a red one and a white one. They have a pin back and are therefore not suitable for small children.

Background Stuff:

Let me tell you the story of Fats! aka, The Fatsicle, aka Lord Fatsington, aka Fat Kitty... real name: Oscar!

Across the road from me lives the fattest cat I've ever seen! Initially I thought it was pregnant, but I soon learnt he was male and just a big un... Over the years he has popped over to my house for a snooze and a fuss! Even when he's happy and purring like a power drill he looks sad, it breaks my heart to look at him sometimes, especially on a cold day when he's sat outside... anyway I made a little sketch of him and thought it would suit nice for a Valentine's day card. You can see a picture of the real cat in the listing, he is not for sale as I do not own him and I think there are some laws against that... I've also pixelated my face as i look so rank in the picture its for your own safety!